Friday, December 21, 2012

BEFORE adopting a 93.5 pound dog...





Before adopting a 93.5 pound dog, one should consider the following things:

 - the dog is 93.5 pounds--that is close to the weight of a female black bear
-  the dog is 93.5 pounds--and produces byproducts fitting an animal that size
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--floors shake when the dog sits
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--the "play time" growl sounds like "I'm going to eat you" growl
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--the "fun" bark sounds like the "not-so-much-fun" bark
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--and thankfully is good natured ...although I wouldn't wrap myself in hotdogs to test this assumption

Monday, December 17, 2012

Book published... only took 2 years...


Published a Book
2012
Motherhood is NOT for Babies... a story of dating, mating, and procreating
Sounds easy...find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog. Do you have the right stuff?.............yea...me neither.

http://www.amazon.com/Motherhood-NOT-Babies-Dating-Procreating/dp/1935766651/

Another Justin and Jeff video


More college education money at work:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M6o2cSoI98k

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Emptyishnesters can... adopt a Full Figured Dog!


 We are now proud owners of a full figured part vizsla/weimaraner... 88 pounds of love and joy.  Her name is Nuka..    Watch her weight loss progress on this exciting blog! I will keep you posted weekly!  We believe that she is good-natured, however we haven't tried to take piece of food away from her yet.


Sunday, December 9, 2012

Empty Nesting Holiday prep

Something is horribly wrong.

Why am I calm and happy during the holiday prep time?  I need to sort this out.

- after 19 years in the same house--the learning curve of Christmas decorating has finally kicked in. No more struggling with creating the impossible bow (did that in 1994 -- still functional). No more wondering what lights to put where (mastered that in 2005).  Where to get the tree?  Home Depot...25 minutes total task time, including travel.   If by some cruel twist of fate, I suffer complete loss of eyesight, I will still be able to place each nutcracker in its proper military line guarding the left side of the fireplace mantel.
- no "extra" demands are made of me by pesky kids.  How was I supposed to create the perfect holiday mood with everybody here?  The laundry, grocery shopping, driving, sporting events, and foul smelling sneakers put a huge cramp in my Christmas spirit.  Since now I grocery shop only when Tom's hunger pains force him to seriously look at the ingredients on the side of the dog biscuit box. I have more holiday cheer time.
- shopping for the perfect presents for three boys used to drag me down.   As soon as I walked through the shop lifting metal detector chamber at Best Buy (on the way IN - why is that?), I would get the "entering the gates of hell" feeling.  The heat, the overbearing crowds and the satanic employees, created that holiday Hades experience  Now...what to give the 21,22,25 year olds?  Cash.  Done.  Ahhhh.

I think that I am starting to figure it out.