BEFORE adopting a 93.5 pound dog...

Before adopting a 93.5 pound dog, one should consider the following things:

 - the dog is 93.5 pounds--that is close to the weight of a female black bear
-  the dog is 93.5 pounds--and produces byproducts fitting an animal that size
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--floors shake when the dog sits
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--the "play time" growl sounds like "I'm going to eat you" growl
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--the "fun" bark sounds like the "not-so-much-fun" bark
- the dog is 93.5 pounds--and thankfully is good natured ...although I wouldn't wrap myself in hotdogs to test this assumption