Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Dummies that read Dummie books

Here are a few of the most frequently asked questions (and answers) from the book Colonoscopy for Dummies:

Can I Wear Makeup or Jewelry
During My Colonoscopy?
Makeup isn’t going to make a bit of difference where the
doctor will be looking. But if you’re more comfortable when
you’re made up, there’s no reason why you can’t look nice
for your big day . . . just don’t let it make you late for your
appointment!



Really - I think that perhaps my grandmother's brooch will be just the ticket to sparkle up that drab hospital gown...or maybe that turquoise piece with the silver flowers... I usually spend hours and hours planning out my jewelry selection for the day - so I had better get an early start!


Can You Be Awake
for a Colonoscopy?
Yes, you can be.



No thank you...


Can I Brush My Teeth
before a Colonoscopy?
If you are so inclined, please do. Your doctor and your staff
will appreciate it!



I'm sure that halitosis is the worst thing that the doctor would smell during this procedure...



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